But the angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid; I know that you are looking for a page on this website. It is not here, for it has been moved. Look, here is the link for our homepage. Then go quickly and tell the others that the link you clicked was broken.” So they went out and fled from the error page, and they said nothing to anyone, for they forgot to email the person who posted the broken link.

The Gospel of HTTP 40:4

Painting: Holy Women at Christ’s Tomb, Annibale Carracci.